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THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot


TAGS: how i met your mother barney stinson h** crazy scale
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by olivia

76 - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
Plus script.
rerun - February 14, 2009, 11:43 am

Ummm, I think they call it "Acting"...
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:26 am
How the Hell would Neil Patrick Harris know? He's been in a committed g** relationship with stage and screen actor David Burtka, since 2004.


HE'S CLIMBING YO' WINDOWS - HE'S SNATCHIN YO' PEOPLE UP


TAGS: antoine dodson ra** peter pan
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Parizer

440wakeup - December 4, 2010, 11:24 pm
You needed more of the actual quote, repost this with more of the quote . Either way ill be posting this too my facebook page.
pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:16 pm
clever, 4L's
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:24 pm

although i'm usuall eye to eye with you dude, i'm sorry....this is epic. i 5L'd it.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:15 pm
The idea of this is rather funny but your execution failed big time.


DYSLEXIC ZOMBIES -




KIDS THESE DAYS -


TAGS: pzy lessons generation kids book
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 3, 2013, 12:15 am
....and words are printed on what us called paper. Paper comes from those tall extinct things called trees.
DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:58 pm
Unfortunate, yet SO true!!
mariand - September 7, 2012, 1:19 am
lol


WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.


TAGS: only one person needs to love you its you kitten lion
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm
excellent 5 lions


REVELATION -


TAGS: song kid lyrics
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - August 9, 2012, 3:29 pm
You're right. she can't walk because she's missing the leg from the back -first version- or because she hasn't marihuana to smoke -2nd v.- But i don't think the lyrics say she's sad because of that
Sho - August 9, 2012, 2:12 pm
Always thought it said " La cucaracha ya no puede caminar". (the ****roach can't walk anymore)
twill1962 - August 9, 2012, 2:03 pm
La Cucaracha - it's about a ****roach that's sad because he doesn't have any pot to smoke. "Por que no tiene marijuana que fumar."
EmilioDumphque - August 7, 2012, 9:47 pm
"...with nothing but a fine toothed comb" (Bill Bailey: he had crabs, but she realized she gave them to him!)
BoneCD - August 6, 2012, 6:22 am
Been there, done that! 5L
SteveFurlong - August 3, 2012, 7:45 pm
_Puff the Magic Dragon_ struck me when I was about ten.
mariand - August 3, 2012, 2:10 pm
yeah...I know what you mean


FACE PALM -


TAGS: life homer simpson facepalm fail
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:13 pm

ok ok ....i laughed...lawlz


Breakfast -


TAGS: take that swansons
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Krickit

Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:09 pm

NEENER NEENER
GaryO - May 22, 2013, 9:24 am
Now THAT’S a lunchable! Man, I hated having pack my Dad’s big ol’ whiskey bottle to school….matter of fact, I think he may have hated it too. 5L
maoworks2 - May 22, 2013, 8:25 am
Loking Good I'll Have 6 To Go .
MashiMashi - May 21, 2013, 8:53 pm
Imma need some oatmeal


SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!


TAGS: simpsons death note light yagami misa amane l ryuk b***erfinger anime manga
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by jalford

bugmenot - January 3, 2011, 6:03 pm
simpsons were yellow... this is definitely futurama death note
tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:07 am
JUST. f***ING. EPIC.
Jesus - August 8, 2009, 12:09 am
This looks more like Futurama. Even though the same person draws them, the style is a little different. In the Simpsons, everyone has very big circle eyes and usually no eyelashes.
Nice! - July 25, 2009, 1:12 am
Ha, very amusing. I like it!


Jeremy Clarkson -


TAGS: jeremy clarkson puncht piers morgan
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

Bolverk3778 - August 23, 2013, 8:11 am
Still has not had the balls to drive a Bugatti Veyron at full chat. And buys his new cars when the prices are going up and the sells them when the used price is dropping. Genius?? I think not.
Silverheart - August 10, 2013, 6:01 pm

Also often referred to as the Top Gear orangutan... 5Ls


Song -


TAGS: song music head swab
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - December 17, 2014, 12:59 am
Thanks :)
Sho - December 15, 2014, 3:08 am
simply genius. 5/f
JesusWept - December 10, 2014, 9:29 pm
Thank you!
spacedog - December 10, 2014, 8:49 pm
This really is excellent.
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 11:20 am
Thanks :)
Thedge - November 24, 2014, 10:59 am
Perfecto !, why can I not Say more? Chalk it up to brandy. 5L
ughomer - November 24, 2014, 9:03 am
That's What I Like About YOU...
mizzdizz - November 24, 2014, 2:54 am
a weemawop aweemawop----miss priss you're EVIL for getting that stuck in my head! I have been topped! In the jungle....LOL!
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 1:46 am
Thankzzzzzzz.....
MissPriss - November 24, 2014, 1:16 am
5Lions sleep tonight....
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 9:11 pm
Always on the lookout for new tunes to annoy people with! Of course, there's always the theme from The Smurfs....
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 9:01 pm
Thanks for the fiver. I'll send you my used swabs ;)
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 8:49 pm
I have a TON of annoying songs. Hope you have several cases! The musician's blessing/curse--your life has a sound track whether you want it to, or not! LOL! That's 5 lions singing 'Its a Small World After All....'! Gotcha! LOL!
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 7:28 pm
Thanks :)
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 7:28 pm
No worries! I have lots of swabs ;)
Oldsod - November 23, 2014, 7:25 pm
Brilliant.
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 6:24 pm
Only long enough to replace it with something else equally annoying! LOL!
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 2:24 pm
Thanks :)
GaryO - November 23, 2014, 2:01 pm
excellent


Father Knows Best -


TAGS: father son relationships traditions cultures marriage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 18, 2016, 1:56 pm
Thanks Slick, I'm touched. I appreciate the comment too.
Rick69 - April 18, 2016, 1:24 pm
One for the favs... If not the Hall of Fame.
MissPriss - March 13, 2016, 12:35 pm
Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - March 12, 2016, 6:21 pm
Same goes for the other direction! HAHAHAHA! LUV it Prissy! ^!!!!!


AND THUS... - A legend was born!


TAGS: sonic the hedgehog
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Koradan

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 11, 2014, 1:46 am
So awe5ome! 5L
shmoe13 - January 2, 2011, 11:35 pm
haha thats funny as hell 5l


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: happy person leave alone
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

dizzypopredux - September 29, 2011, 6:06 am
so true, surprised this showed up randomly like it did, i'm relatively new to the site. Iv'e had this thought in my head pretty recently.
Budog - September 28, 2011, 8:23 pm
True wisdom from the heart, very well said. 5L
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:21 am
true word5


Sweet Mother of Jesus!!! -


TAGS: sir richard branson drag tr***
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by RobertSpencer

david5300 - April 27, 2014, 11:25 am
Is that Sir Richard Branson?
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:53 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen...David Bowie.
Pauleboy - May 27, 2013, 6:57 pm
Sir Richard Branson on a night out?
Rudedog - May 14, 2013, 1:07 am
Robert S, stop posting self pics. BTW eye shadow color is screaming non virgin, Mary.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 7:38 pm
I just puked. The mess didn't bother me, but the Starbucks employees are pi**ed.
Renza - May 13, 2013, 10:30 am
diaf... now I need to go cleanse my retinas with fire or some form of potent acid.


PRISONER - We are not prisoners of Fate... Only prisoners of our Mind


TAGS: prisoner mind fate
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 12, 2012, 1:17 pm
Besides... I think it's seeing you...
rerun - January 11, 2012, 7:15 pm

Once it is here it is here for good.
MashiMashi - January 11, 2012, 2:00 am
tyake this ****, down, im tired of seeing it
Rick69 - January 4, 2012, 2:00 pm
Thanks :) , I had no eye-dea people liked this kind of disturbing pics... XD
NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 1:46 pm
Dude! I love ph**oshop more and more every day. 5 Creepy Eyes for you!


BOO -




TAKE HEART -


TAGS: spring seasons humor
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2014, 1:04 am
Love the pun, Ig. I also love the spring; the cool air, the warm sun, the flowers bloom . . .
lgvernon - January 29, 2014, 7:27 am

LOL! Saw the pic and couldn't help myself. Thanks!
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:53 am
**groan** Still 5'd it on the grounds I didn't get there first, lol.
GaryO - January 27, 2014, 8:40 pm
Legs Vernon rolls


FATHERS -


TAGS: father son old young hammy
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 7, 2011, 11:58 am
I am glad my poster has given you such feelings :D
NYSkeptic - September 7, 2011, 11:42 am
This is brilliant - and a perfect birthday wish for my son - and an equally good prayer for my father.
alazgr8 - September 2, 2011, 12:30 am
Heartwarming
Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 7:50 pm
Thank you rerun
rerun - September 1, 2011, 7:48 pm

Superb
mariand - September 1, 2011, 4:47 am
great


PRISON LIFE - The Last Of America's Middle Class




DENTAL PLAN! - Lisa needs braces...


TAGS: simpsons dental plan lisa needs braces lenny
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

airborne173 - March 7, 2009, 12:26 pm
My God you're an idiot! That's from an episode
Dental Plan... - February 11, 2009, 4:20 pm
That's not Lisa!!!


FALL IS HERE -




TEAM AMERICA - Gives you a complete lesson in arabic




I'm so old -


TAGS: prince michael jackson baby boom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:24 pm
Man, good poster here, Inspector. Unfortunately, I remember when Liberace was normal…then weird. Crap, I’m an ancient phukk.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 28, 2014, 4:42 pm
Well done inspector. Sad but true. Sad, but f**king true.
TheSanityInspector - January 17, 2014, 2:26 pm
...???...
EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2014, 2:04 pm
So...Prince is Martin Luther King's son, right?


GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH BURGER - WELCOME TO AMERICA


TAGS: america fat food sonic
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by dchman

ISeeRedPeople - August 4, 2011, 2:57 pm
You left out the bacon! Noob!
440wakeup - August 3, 2010, 10:07 pm
ANERICA What do we want MORE!! When do we want it? NOW!!
Reality Lord - August 3, 2010, 7:48 pm

OM NOM NOM!!!!


HAVE I GOT THIS RIGHT? -


TAGS: takes a special person
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 4:33 pm
Teachers can pray, IF they follow Jesus's instructions per Matthew 6:5
GreyScorpion - March 26, 2010, 9:20 am
teachers can pray, they just can't lead the pledge of alligance because of the phrase "under god" contained with in
anotherguy - March 26, 2010, 8:26 am
Never heard of teachers not allowed to pray. Who forbits teachers to pray and how do they enforce this rule?
Airman - March 25, 2010, 10:25 am
ahh, I get it Ice. It was so long ago, I really don't remember. Certainly not in 4th grade, where I spent most of the time on a stool in the corner. He used other names
lesterinside - March 24, 2010, 10:48 pm
Teachers are the most abused professionals here in the Philippines, Mr. Airman. 5Ls
ICEMAN - March 24, 2010, 7:45 pm
What? Your teacher never called you little man?
Airman - March 24, 2010, 6:58 pm
Little Man?
Airman - March 24, 2010, 6:58 pm
THANKS! My wife will see this.. she is a teacher. Should be a good night!
spacedog - March 24, 2010, 6:48 pm
5 gold stars and a :)
Derek - March 24, 2010, 5:30 pm
Ditto. Teaching's a big ask.
ICEMAN - March 24, 2010, 5:30 pm
Nice Airman. 5 Gold Stars for you little man.
CANADA - March 24, 2010, 5:16 pm
I'm against religion in schools, but good poster Airman
John R - March 24, 2010, 5:13 pm
it's funny, BECAUSE it's true. 5 cats..
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 5:04 pm
Public schools are a prime example of socialism in action. Get government out of the education business.
Bovee - March 24, 2010, 4:49 pm
5L's for the truth. I would pay more taxes if it helped my kids in school without question.
Iconoclast - March 24, 2010, 4:40 pm
Oh, by the way. We also want to pay you on the level of a laborer in the Public Works Department, and yet blame you for the high taxes.
GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 4:34 pm
5L


BUDDHA -


TAGS: poison hate grudge
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Sho

Hannor32 - August 10, 2012, 4:23 pm
true
vilnius - July 8, 2012, 6:51 pm
awesome


FACEPALM - Wow. Even Homer thinks you screwed up.




INSTANT KARMA -


TAGS: reasons for divorce holy crap
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
... I'm not allowed to have play dates at the house anymore.
BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
Reminds me of the time I brought the bike in the house. Can't remember why, maybe I was drunk at the time, but it left a spot. My wife made a comment about the mark and my buddy said, "Ya, like every good woman...Bone's bike will leave a spot."...
lechacal - July 26, 2011, 3:47 pm
Bull**** bull**** bull**** bull****. I've heard 3 or 4 different versiosn of this urban legend.
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 7:56 pm
Mustang...I don't have $400,000 for a Cobra. Mama pissed cause she wanted a Caddy STSv that her friend was selling, but I bought this instead. Guess I'll have to find a girl friend now....LMFAO
Airman - July 25, 2011, 6:54 pm
Shelby.. as in Mustang... or as in Cobra?
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 6:38 pm
So I see...We should tale gate! I'll bring the Shelby down I just picked up!
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:06 pm
fyi Bone.. my Colorado Buffalos play OSU and USC this year in football.. both on probation. won't effect the outcome one bit
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:05 pm
them bones them bones


HERMIONE GRANGER - Using the time-turner for unnatural pleasures since twenty minutes from now


TAGS: hermione granger emma watson harry potter hairy lesbain pancakes
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by aPauling

booger13 - March 29, 2010, 2:36 am
yummy
verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:04 pm
thank you kind sir for making this!
Jmac0585 - June 4, 2009, 11:41 am
WeCanDoBetter - The reason is, is that recently she was a child. Sam kind of thing with Kirsten Dunst. She went from Mini vampire to wet T-shirt contestant in Spider-man, and next thing you know she is everywhere.
psychohistorian - October 13, 2008, 3:38 pm
I'm shocked that I didn't ever think of this. Not for her specifically, but d***, it's brilliant
aPauling - September 29, 2008, 9:03 am
I've never been a fan of hers. A lot of people here seem to have a thing for Emma Watson though, so I did this with them in mind.
WeCanDoBetter - September 26, 2008, 5:35 pm
Whats the big deal about this chick. She's cute but jesus there are WAY h**ter chicks out there.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 2:34 pm
Very clever poster, and funny, and kind of makes me tingle.
master1221 - September 25, 2008, 12:38 pm
lol d*** i just noticed that shes soo h** seems i have something new to wank to
YAY! - September 11, 2008, 7:00 pm
I am so going to put my babies in her!!... over, and over, and never :(


CHECKLIST - Nick Nolte Mugshot Hair, Creepy "Get In The Van" face.


TAGS: robert pattinson nick nolte mugsh**
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by BriaHere

tngiumedlws - April 24, 2012, 11:43 am
You guys are pathetic. Making fun of a guy you don't even know. Seriously, get a life.
Zed - September 26, 2009, 11:42 pm
Because teenage girls, especially teenage girls in the 13-15 year range, are certifiably insane.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 8:22 pm
This guy is a f***ing ugly son of a b****... Why girls keep saying hes "so cute".
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:56 pm
You get 3 from me cause there should have been a third line punchline like"where all the white women at?" or where's the nearest grade school" otherwise good.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:51 pm
did I mention who made them?
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:50 pm
I have no idea who this guy is but this is actually even a little funnier


Personality Disorder -


TAGS: lazy personality clean disorder mariand
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - October 18, 2014, 12:01 pm
Thanks guys... Missy, I know you love cleaning... you are so subtile ;)
Greeny - October 17, 2014, 11:34 pm
5 Kirby demo's
spacedog - October 17, 2014, 11:20 pm
Multiple personalities aren't so bad, but compulsive cleaners are nuts. 5L
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:09 pm
Love it when you drop by...miss ya!
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:06 pm
If she finds it, send the 5L bugger over to my place!


CHUCK NORRIS - Has nightmares about this guy.




IT'S OFFICIAL - Hunting season is over.




BECOMING A FATHER - is a lot easier than being one


TAGS: dad poser son
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:26 pm
So very true!
anusripper - July 26, 2011, 6:10 am
i lold when i read all that


FATHER TO SON -


TAGS: father son dad
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Rick69 - April 12, 2012, 5:45 pm
Heh heh... Yeah, I guess that's what my avatar says... I'm more into his expression; that face just represents my average expression for most of my life thus far... All the highs & lows combined & what you get at the end of it all...
Airman - April 12, 2012, 5:20 pm
totally agree with you. Are you Peter Lorre now?
Rick69 - April 12, 2012, 4:34 pm
Beautiful, so I'm half a year late to notice this one; but it was made on my birthday. And it's perfect. Possibly the best one I have ever laid my eyes upon... Phenomenal...
bricemara - November 24, 2011, 11:44 pm
heart touching
Sean - October 13, 2011, 9:29 pm
Nice try, b***ercup, but it's going to take more than that to convince Mf they're real. Now if you don't mind I have to finish reading Eat, Pray, Love before the next meeting of my book club. Those ladies can be nasty if you don't keep up.
Reality Lord - October 13, 2011, 5:55 pm

sincerely touched by the comments left here. translation for sean: my bre***s hurt ...lolz :)
Sean - October 12, 2011, 3:15 pm
Have to get teh plug out first. Easier said than done I'm afraid ... given a mixup in tubes.
Feasibly - October 12, 2011, 2:44 pm
Your interpretation is correct, Sean...it's something only us fellow pussies would understand. Now that your secret of being an eh'hole has been revealed, we ask that you wash that thing...
Sean - October 12, 2011, 2:10 pm
*bunch (as in pride or gaggle)
Sean - October 12, 2011, 2:09 pm
Ahhh c'mon. That'd be downright diabolical.
Sean - October 12, 2011, 2:08 pm
Now wait a minute! Are you saying that RL did this on purpose just to make a punch of ... erhmm, "father lovers" look like a bunch of pu**ies? And he knew as well that I would reveal myself to be the total eh'hole he secretly knew I really was? ...
Feasibly - October 12, 2011, 11:14 am
I hear ya Gunny...my 51 year old tear ducts have been cleansed also. We really need to think of a way to get RL back for this!
GySgt1811a - October 12, 2011, 10:47 am
Thank a lot, RL. I'm sitting here, at 67 years old, crying like a goddam baby. 5 snotty tissues...and thanks.
Airman - October 11, 2011, 11:16 am
I added this to my fav list as well. Super job
forseti - October 11, 2011, 1:03 am
very nice!
mariand - October 11, 2011, 12:28 am
great work...fav'd
the1stCOMMI3 - October 11, 2011, 12:05 am
Ya know, even though this is an awesomely great poster, it will get a low vote eventually. But you can always count on a big 5L from good 'ol COMMI3!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 8:53 pm
XD What? No one should be upset. Don't worry I'm a schizoid.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 8:36 pm
I might have actally been totally joking for quite a while here. I tend to do that. This used to be a humor site and I am finding it hard to adjust to the changes. My sincere apologies.
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 8:31 pm
Where's the war? Can't anything be a simple discussion anymore?
Coombsy007 - October 10, 2011, 8:05 pm
Wow, 5L for the memory... that until he was gone this never made sense
Sean - October 10, 2011, 8:04 pm
Oh nevermind. I'm married. I don't need to go online to get abuse. But then again, there is something to be said for variety -- and subpar grammar.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 7:28 pm
So? Give it a go, chums.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 7:27 pm
even once acknowledged me. I tried so hard to please you -- what with staying late and continuing to practice long after ballet, erhmmm, uhm, football practice was over." You know, stuff like that?
Sean - October 10, 2011, 7:26 pm
Wow. I declare this the worst flame war ever. Isn't anyone going to point ut the "obvious"? That I am just over compensating forthe fact that inside of excellent physique, there's a scared little boy crying "Daddy! Daddy! Why haven't you ever ...
rerun - October 10, 2011, 7:16 pm

you couldn't be further off the mark on this poster
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 6:21 pm
Welp, you know who likes to make labels. *hint* not me.
M0rd3kaI - October 10, 2011, 3:27 pm
Wow, so true... 5L's
Sean - October 10, 2011, 2:28 pm
Any man making a show of his emotions can be forgiven for it (read: ridiculed perfunctorily by others) on one condition: he's trying to get ***. Otherwise, as with public displays of feet, he ought to be shunned, or worse.
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 1:27 pm
@Sean Some males are not ashamed of their emotions.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 1:41 am
Wow. I thought only chicks said stuff like this -- and then only to other chicks.
Feasibly - October 9, 2011, 9:23 pm
5uperman 5trong!


LESSON #31 - Just because trouble comes to visit doesn’t mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.




THE ROCK HAS AN M249 SAW - It doesn't matter what your argument is!


TAGS: m249 saw rock dwayne johnson
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by bigdaddywv

steve1961 - September 26, 2012, 11:20 pm
Riiiiight...the small stick must be a cane cuz the guy was born in 1940.
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:30 pm
Chuck Norris, has a small stick, The Rock is f*cked.
Coombsy007 - August 9, 2011, 7:59 pm
Lol forseti
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:24 am
My argument: So what?? I've all the ammo!


CANT SLEEP - clown will eat me


TAGS: the simpsons simpsons bart clown
Rating: 1.43/5

More motifakes by electric chair guy

TigerKid - April 7, 2009, 12:04 am
Eat.


SCREW IT - I'll get back to this tomorrow


TAGS: top ten reasons i procrastinate
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - January 15, 2012, 1:02 am
LMAO !!!
djrcreative - January 14, 2012, 10:59 am
...right now I'm too busy making posters.
Iconoclast - September 6, 2011, 5:16 pm
Not really, what was tomorrow became today, so there is still tomorrow to get back to making the list. There is always tomorrow - unless the world comes to an end, but that has been put off for now.
mariand - September 6, 2011, 12:11 pm
lol...now is tomorow


VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE - and leave funny comments-a group effort motifake


TAGS: elvis simpsons family guy obama bush hillary clinton
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

hatethehaters - February 15, 2013, 4:21 pm
Eddie Van Halen and Cat Lady! HYAAHHERRAHYAHHHYAHOHYAHYERHERHYAHH
skateinferno - September 9, 2012, 6:01 pm
dali lama and happy llama
familyghost - June 29, 2010, 1:34 pm
Hillary and Raptor... She's scarier by the way.
MasterMachine - June 11, 2010, 6:04 pm
Micain and Crazy Cat!
Mr. Shiny - May 8, 2010, 11:03 pm
My vote is on young stalin and borat.
matt28 - February 25, 2010, 4:55 pm
Gold Medal - Nixon/Brain, Silver Medal - Hillary/Deinonychus (NOT Velociraptor... Spielberg needs to learn some paleontology), Bronze medal - f***ed-up cat/Carville
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 4:49 pm
Although all just about spot on, the one that made me laugh the hardest was Hilary / Raptor. That has my vote!
Fatt Matt - February 25, 2010, 12:29 pm
I want to hear Al Roker yell "SWIMMIN' HOLE!"
randomosity - February 25, 2010, 12:12 pm
its nixon and the brain yes nixon and the brain one is genius the other is "Not a crook"


miracles -


TAGS: for jason and yasmin
Rating: 4.93/5

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Reality Lord - July 18, 2015, 9:11 pm

much happiness my friend
CarpeConquietus - July 18, 2015, 8:52 pm
d*** it Jim. Come into my house and start cutting onion next to my computer. I had to bring the wife in the office to show her and she swears there are onions in here too. Thank you, from our hearts, J & Y.


tolerance or apathy -


TAGS: worst person ever
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2016, 3:50 pm
Such simpler times. I miss those days.
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 10:01 pm
Yummy! It would add a little extra flavor.... ^!
concern3 - May 2, 2016, 11:29 am
You nailed it. very funny. UP yours
Greybeard - May 2, 2016, 10:17 am
People like this don't surprise me anymore. Awesome run of posters. more,more,more!!
JesusWept - May 2, 2016, 9:49 am
HAHAHA real good! ^^^^^Up


ALCOHOL IS POISON - I drink it because there are things inside me I have to kill ...


TAGS: charlie sheen alcohol is poison
Rating: 4.68/5

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Budog - June 19, 2012, 8:23 pm
I'll drink to that, works for me...
maoworks2 - June 19, 2012, 5:39 pm
Good To Think About,Next Drink.


LANDO CALRISSIAN -




POWER... -


TAGS: power kill person everyone god
Rating: 4.48/5

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Rick69 - April 16, 2012, 5:11 am
No worries; check your PM inbox. Mind you, it's 1920x1200 pixels... That's a massive picture... Enjoy that fight stick... ; )
K0rNb4LL - April 16, 2012, 12:41 am
Do you have the origional pic this was made from? When I saw it the first thing I thought was that it'd look great on a custom fight stick but to use it as is I'd have to stretch it out and that always kills the quality.
Rick69 - April 7, 2012, 9:27 am
Having done much research & spent much time on this matter; I can conclusively say, it is not I who is God #1 ... :)
WILEKOYOTE - April 7, 2012, 6:30 am
who is god #1 ??
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:00 am
I thought it's supposed to be the 21st of December 2012?? or are you referring to the nonsense of believing the earths demise due to a prophet?? (Or Mayans in this case) And don't worry, I'm already standing in line XD
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:00 am
I thought it's supposed to be the 21st of December 2012?? or are you referring to the nonsense of believing the earths demise due to a prophet?? (Or Mayans in this case) And don't worry, I'm already standing in line XD
caveman - April 2, 2012, 10:23 pm
This is the be5t one i've seen in a while, fav'd
Reality Lord - April 2, 2012, 8:59 pm

get in line mord...dec 22 2012 is coming up fast.
Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 6:05 pm
... ... ... OK ... I guess I have something to look forward to now... ... ...
SteveFurlong - April 2, 2012, 5:10 pm
Those are the words I live by. I'll become the Earthly avatar of Cthulhu, and then EAT YOU ALL!
M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 3:29 pm
I'm going to be God someday then. 5 Mass extinctions


SOLITARY CONFINEMENT - Sometimes, it's the lesser of two evils.


TAGS: cats mice solitary confinement prison
Rating: 4.88/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - June 18, 2011, 10:38 am
Also, a tiny pair of sunglasses with the message "deal with it" spelled out in nuts.
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:31 am
This picture was taken only moments before Squeaky screamed "This is Sparta". Sadly, they only ever found remnants of collars for Mr Boots, Fluffy, Princess, Tiger and Lancelot


ZOMBIE HUNTING - It is open season everyday, get er' done boys !




WHO’S THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD? -


TAGS: best berson in the world you
Rating: 3.69/5

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ronsart - November 27, 2009, 12:11 pm
is a fun one...just another experiment...lol...thx 4 comments
thatonechick - November 27, 2009, 10:27 am
5 for boosting my self-esteem. :) I thought these were supposed to be DEmotivational, however...
WTFO - November 27, 2009, 12:51 am
Why thank you, Ron. Not so bad yourself.
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 12:34 am
The power to create, AND motivate. now that's talent. 5 finger points


BENSONS ANIMAL FARM - This is where Bensons used to be!


TAGS: dane cook bensons animal farm
Rating: 2.12/5

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ComaWhite - October 29, 2008, 11:45 am
ahhhhhhhhhhhh the dippi :D


ALCOHOL IS POISON. - Alcohol is poison, and I drink poison because there are things inside of me that need to die.


TAGS: alcohol is poison
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - July 27, 2013, 8:49 am
Geez, how'd I miss this? Good'n nic, really good.
falloutghoul - March 7, 2013, 10:48 pm
Like your liver!


JUSTIN BIEBER - He's trying to be black.




TO FORGIVE -


TAGS: prisoner free yourself hug child
Rating: 4.51/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 2:36 pm
hey don't hate the playa :)
Rick69 - February 10, 2012, 2:13 pm
Whew, finally a decent-ish poster & yes, Hammy, you're right; I really couldn't find a better pic but this seemed... just about right. Most importantly, cheers, BNTM, I wouldn't have thought you'd be the person who'd like it so much... :)
Hawamleh - February 10, 2012, 9:08 am
Love it ! could have found a better picture though :) still love it though :D
Zetmonk - February 10, 2012, 3:42 am
5 to keep me out of the special place in hell. I'll add another 5 next week for the genius that is this poster. Well done!
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 7:10 pm
there must be a special place in hell for whoever didn't 5ed this one. that would be the best poster I've seen so far here or anywhere else. Kid got talent. :)
Reality Lord - February 9, 2012, 6:13 pm

real real nice


WOMEN - We don't need a reason to hit you men over the head with a beer bottle.


TAGS: women reason mad
Rating: 3.63/5

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Reality Lord - July 20, 2011, 9:55 am

harsh lite. getting there girl.
Verdeckt - July 20, 2011, 7:43 am
This must be one of them misandrists I've heard about.. Sad really, mind you while you're near the fridge
mariand - July 20, 2011, 3:59 am
harsh!!!... I'll never buy a beer to a woman... :))


PEPSI WHITE - The new Michael Jackson tribute flavor


TAGS: pepsi white michael jackson yogurt
Rating: 3.05/5

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misfit - July 28, 2009, 6:50 pm
pepsi and yogurt? yak!


NIGHTBOAT -


TAGS: simpsons nightboat
Rating: 1.83/5

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Nateosis - October 30, 2009, 9:45 am
QUIET! I will not hear another word against the boat!
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 4:26 pm
LOL
Anonymous2 - October 29, 2009, 4:09 pm
Ugh, there's always a ca***, an inlet, or a peninsula.


SMILES -


TAGS: pzy smile enemy poison drink
Rating: 4.71/5

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CloudchaserS - September 23, 2011, 5:11 am
30 years from now, that movie will still be funny *tailwags*
gas - September 22, 2011, 1:13 pm
the princess bride? I thought the same xD
CloudchaserS - September 22, 2011, 11:39 am
I challenge you to a battle of wits. One of these glasses has poison in it.


GOING STIR CRAZY -


TAGS: prison school education children
Rating: 3.28/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 13, 2012, 6:18 pm
If our prisons were free of Catholics, that might be valid.


HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it


TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang


DAD I AM -


TAGS: father and son sinlge dad
Rating: 4.78/5

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rerun - March 15, 2013, 9:35 pm

sometimes selecting a random search turns up a gem from the past
culos - October 4, 2010, 9:35 am
So wrong! This is motivational, not DEmotivational. 5 Little Fingers from me, the print is on my wall!
tellitlikeitis - September 27, 2010, 2:29 pm
Perfect.
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 2:21 pm

thnx FP
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 2:15 pm
Beautiful! 5L and fav'd RL


THE WIZARD OF OZ - Does he look like a bitch?




CRIMSON WAVE - You'll know long before she breaks out the board that the red tide is coming in!


TAGS: september challenge pms surf the crimson wave
Rating: 3.39/5

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temp - September 20, 2009, 12:10 am
Wow, Lilo's all grown up!! I bet even Stitch knows when to behave rather than incur her wrath.


DONUT WARS - Don't get between men and their donuts!




BOMBARDMENT - A game as old as pain itself




JENNA JAMESON - MY GOD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!


TAGS: ugly jenna jameson
Rating: 2.8/5
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:10 pm
Someone came out of the closet
MasterMorality - December 1, 2009, 9:02 pm
I don't know about you, but the 'before' isn't actually attractive. It's just f***in' wierd.
Sean - October 20, 2009, 10:55 pm
The lighting sucks. She's talking. She's probably a decade older (with no wrinkles). And it's not airbrushed. Not poster worthy in the slightest.
temp - October 20, 2009, 10:51 pm
Since quitting p***, she's not getting all the "protein shakes" she needs. Obviously it does the body good, because look at what happens when it's lacking.
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 2:50 pm
surgery and being married to tito ortiz
DrEvo82 - October 20, 2009, 10:28 am
Thats called Fantasy/Reality


WELCOME HOME DADDY -


TAGS: dad son
Rating: 4.79/5

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crankyhead - August 24, 2012, 6:39 pm
out5tanding
Seeker22 - August 24, 2012, 3:13 pm
What about BEER ???


Momma was right! -




3 HOTS AND A COT -


TAGS: prison dilemma jesse jackson
Rating: 4.9/5

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RHJunior - October 2, 2011, 3:52 am
Not executing a murderer makes the State a collaborator.


ANONYMITY - On the internet you can be anything you want. It's strange that so many people choose to be stupid.


TAGS: persona false
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - February 23, 2013, 8:11 pm
Thanks for the comment Papa!
MissPriss - February 23, 2013, 8:10 pm
Thank you greeny
MissPriss - February 23, 2013, 8:09 pm
Thanks rerun
PapaFox - February 22, 2013, 10:19 pm
Oh so true! :-D
Greeny - February 22, 2013, 10:02 pm
N1MP
rerun - February 22, 2013, 9:02 pm

MP is on a roll tonight


SWAB THE DECK MATEYS -




FIRST THING -


TAGS: willie nelson pot
Rating: 4.76/5

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mariand - August 5, 2011, 2:57 pm
5ad...but true


A PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS... - ...I will show you them


TAGS: liam neeson taken movie skills skillz torture
Rating: 2.12/5


COUNTRYSIDES - They make me wanna take the long way home.


TAGS: rodney atkins song beautiful countryside
Rating: 4.58/5

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carebear - March 29, 2012, 1:33 pm
(carebear BANNED)


TOLERANCE -


TAGS: poison water pond fill time
Rating: 4.46/5

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Shottyz - December 6, 2010, 9:14 pm
Well Said
spacedog - December 6, 2010, 4:34 pm
Nice one.


Jim Morrison -




HUG ME, AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME, SO I CAN GET MY... -


TAGS: life hug simple lesson love
Rating: 4.25/5

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Valymar - March 6, 2012, 7:05 am
Love this :)


9/11 - The Freemasons made a serious error with the Morgan affair in 1826


TAGS: freemasons 9 11 morgan affair 1826 rnr
Rating: 2.13/5

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aPauling - August 28, 2008, 8:42 am
At age 45, Morgan married a 16 year old girl. Ah, the good old days.
Anakun - August 26, 2008, 7:02 pm
WTF? Over!


TIM TEBOW - Because mel gibson doesnt play football.


TAGS: tebow gibson douchebag
Rating: 4.29/5

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Rudedog - December 25, 2012, 2:10 am
When did Tebow become an anti Semite. Is it the whole New Testament thing. Seemed like an pretty good guy to me. Can't throw for **** though.
EmilioDumphque - June 1, 2012, 10:21 pm
There's also the matter of ignoring Jesus's wishes regarding public prayer! Mathew 6:5
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:58 am
If he can learn to throw he will be great. Usually throwing isn't learned in the NFL, you're either born with the ability or you never get to the NFL. He works real hard at it so maybe he can learn it. Still wondering how they won 6 strait.
Airman - December 7, 2011, 12:15 pm
I live in Denver, and am not a big Broncos fan (grew up north of Oakland), but this has brought some relevance to what was going to be another 4-12 season. He works hard and is amazing when it is crunch time. Not sure Elway is enamored. But it's fun
CloudchaserS - December 7, 2011, 7:12 am
Good point, that does make sense.
RonE - December 7, 2011, 5:22 am
It's not hate. Most of us think he is overrated "professional" player. When he has shown through play he is worth all that hype (professionally) might be a different story. Until then, just another rookie starter. (He is getting better weekly)
caveman - December 7, 2011, 1:24 am
I think people just hate on him because he is different, in the way he represents himself, and the way he plays QB.
CloudchaserS - December 7, 2011, 1:04 am
I don't understand why some people hate on Tim Tebow. What did he ever do to anyone?


TAKE YOUR SON TO WORK DAY - It doesn't always go as planned.




MANAGEMENT LESSON -




"GERBER BABY" REJECT - Little Sammy Kinison


TAGS: gerber baby sam kinison
Rating: 2.44/5

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stavro1 - November 19, 2009, 4:36 pm
Those babies are going to starve!


JIM MORRISON - The only exception for a good alcohlic


TAGS: thedoors jimmorrison beer
Rating: 1.8/5

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jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 12:16 am
dont apologize. make a group one ! lol
sparky444 - November 24, 2010, 3:59 pm
I would like to apoligize for this one I made right after I. Watched the doors move I didn't think of janis joplin the rat pack stephen king edger allen poe george burns hemmingway and any others u could possibley think of
jameswnash - November 23, 2010, 10:07 pm
So I guess members of the Rat Pack don't count or George Burns or, Janis Joplin, Hemmingway, Edgar Allen Poe, Stephen King,,oh the list can go and on


FRYING BACON -


TAGS: frying bacon good reason clothes
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 1, 2014, 2:43 pm
After a while, the h** oil splashes callous over and you don't feel it when it happens again.
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:45 pm
*and.....and typing...with yer keyboard in yer lap
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:43 pm
that snd welding
vlad9885 - May 26, 2013, 5:49 pm
You put clothes on for that?


ANIMALS ALSO GET PISSED OFF -


TAGS: serenity patience nature rw emerson
Rating: 4.73/5

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gas - October 23, 2012, 8:32 pm
thankyous
GaryO - October 23, 2012, 2:36 pm
I agree with Rick…great composition, coupled with the verbiage.
Rick69 - October 23, 2012, 2:01 pm
Nice one... I'm liking the picture moulding in with the poster...


WHEN LIFE CLOSES THE WINDOW - Kick the f***ing door in




ABOVE - IS THE REAL WINNER OF THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!


TAGS: to all military personnel merry christmas
Rating: 4.18/5

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Tomkat53 - December 15, 2009, 1:35 pm
Found it...just google "Sgt. John Gebhardt"
Tomkat53 - December 15, 2009, 1:29 pm
There is a great story behind this pic, but I can't remember the details (names, etc). Does anyone have a link?
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 12:32 pm
Awesome, d*** them shakes. Sounds like an Irish man's breakfast is needed (large bottle of water and some Tylenol)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:23 pm
Comments are valid....the shakes just make me hit the b***on twice...or more.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 12:20 pm
Hungover ranting??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:16 pm
double posts...It happened to me, It can happen to you.....wear a condom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:13 pm
But you'll never hear a crack aboot Mohamed....cuz I don't want to get sh** in the chest!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:11 pm
My position hasn’t been occulted,It can never be more overstated My intelligence has been insulted,So my tongue lashes out in defense Anything that is your holy or sacred,I’m gonna desecrate and use in jest,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:08 pm
Once again, the US military takes p*** jokes off the table...well played, Well played.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:06 pm
Once again, the US military takes p*** jokes off the table...well played, Well played.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:53 am
Agreed! I saw this last week and didn't know what to do with it. Good work 5L


INNER BEAST -


TAGS: duality bipolar personalities strife psychology
Rating: 4.48/5

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Rodrigo Ugarte - January 10, 2011, 10:01 pm
:O Where is that image from? Is her a character from somewhere?
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 12:56 am
5/5 It works so well together


AIRBORNE - The REAL reason we jump out of "perfectly" good airplanes...


TAGS: c 130 crash airborne the real reason jump out of air planes
Rating: 4.27/5

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sickartist - June 2, 2010, 6:25 am
5 All The Way L's
rick17126 - June 2, 2010, 3:06 am
Night time landings suck at times. Luckily none were killed though they did have some serious injuries.
Viper - June 2, 2010, 2:55 am
That sucks!
Cloudchaser - June 2, 2010, 12:21 am
I've seen other ph**os of this. The pilot was apparently directed to land on a runway that had a section removed for repair


HOW COME... - ...things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?! -Homer J. Simpson




YOUR TALL! DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL? - Your short! Do you play minigolf


TAGS: tallest person in the world smallest person in the world r i p ping ping 2 feet tall 8 foot 1
Rating: 2.39/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2010, 9:11 am
You're.


HARLEY DAVIDSON - Helping the USA win wars since 1942




VITILIGO -


TAGS: vitiligo michael jackson disease
Rating: 2.82/5

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Derek - August 4, 2009, 1:20 am
Perhaps a self-imposed strain. At least this poor guy's nose is intact.


marriage advice #3 -


TAGS: affair illegitamate son
Rating: 5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 21, 2017, 10:43 pm
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 12:57 am
Like a BOSS!!!!!! Well played, RL!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!


ENTREPRENEURISM -


TAGS: gahan wilson rocks
Rating: 4.78/5

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rerun - February 18, 2011, 9:55 am

pure win
pzykosiz - July 23, 2010, 1:26 am
funny ****. 5L's
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 10:32 am
Frickin sweet! I remember these days.... i mean um yea, look bacon.


ORGANICS - Ya see what happens without pesticides?


TAGS: poison fruit monster pesticides evil
Rating: 3.68/5

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djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 12:55 pm
I sure can imagine something to do with Eve in Eden...
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 12:55 pm
I sure can imagine something to do with Eve in Eden...


154 kills. -




NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - Some worked harder to win than others


TAGS: nobel prize nelson mandela mother theresa barack obama
Rating: 3.59/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 2:15 am
All Obama did was be black and be the president of the USA and win.
WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:12 pm
Good point, Aggy.
check your facts - October 28, 2009, 6:01 pm
Peace prize my a**. From Bull****! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3tUuA7WBRE
TheSarge - October 28, 2009, 1:34 pm
I put myself in the running for the next one.I figure I have the same qualifications as Obama does...NONE!!!
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:53 am
Lest we forget that Yasser Arafat got one, too.
bOB cHIN - October 9, 2009, 9:54 am
We all know where hard work will get you. And to the 172 other people nominated for this "prize"...Work harder, because peace dosen't happen if people are all happy, well fed, and have housing with water they can drink piped in.


MY BARTENDER - ... is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.


TAGS: pain relief jobs comparisons
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:53 pm
For a cheap buzz...a beer and a straw can be your best friend...teehee.
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:52 pm
Especially if you get on their good side...and they can be persuaded by a female...*hic*
maoworks2 - February 3, 2013, 12:45 pm
Bar Keeps Are Gods.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 11:40 pm
I don't need a straw and a give unconditional love.
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 10:08 pm
Fine, but he brings his own water dish
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 8:53 pm
Only on your first two rounds...but I'm sure Gary wouldn't mind if you rang up his tab.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 8:29 pm
Do you take Medicaid?
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 7:44 pm
No, sorry sir, fresh out. Would you like to start a tab?
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 7:23 pm
…..and Prissy rolls with the good stuff. Got change for a twenty? I just spent all my 5s


RULES -


TAGS: frustration suicide prison hate hammy
Rating: 4.62/5

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Hawamleh - January 29, 2011, 8:32 am
are they?
agdaniele - January 29, 2011, 7:55 am
Clearly not italian. Rules are made to give an advantage to those who break them.


PRIDE -




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